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And here is the proof.

Here are the minutes of his recent waste of time Senate Hearings on something or other involving the NFL:

This is how to do it.

Looking fresh and pretty in a red and white mini sundress – “I’m wearing Canadian colours” –the raven-haired 2008 Playmate of the Year greeted hundreds of fans in her hometown of Port Perry last night.

Perched on a tall chair behind a rack of Bic pens, balloons and light bulbs in the Mac’s convenience store, the hazel-eyed 22-year-old charmed all comers from giggling schoolboys to embarrassed grandmothers.

“You look great,” college student Tim Crouch, wearing two Playboy hats, told her shyly.

“I look like a good guy for her, don’t I?” he’d asked earlier, during a two-hour wait as the first in line. Close behind was Wayne Medford, a retired photography and art teacher from Port Perry High School, where Jayde graduated four years ago.

“This is totally cool,” Medford said as she applied her black Sharpie to three copies of the magazine – $9.03 each with tax. “I had to be here to congratulate you.”

Some townsfolk “still have a problem with nudity,” he told a reporter. “But what she’s doing isn’t illegal, it’s career oriented, and hopefully it will be a launching pad to bigger things.”

 

Here is today’s reason.

Florida is one of about 20 states with no specific law prohibiting such acts. Outlawing bestiality, legislators say, would make it easier for law enforcement officials and prosecutors to clamp down on sexual abuse of animals. Since 2001, there have been at least a dozen documented cases in Florida.

This spring, state Sen. Nan Rich, D-Weston, filed legislation aimed at preventing anyone from knowingly committing bestiality, knowingly causing or aiding another person to have sex with an animal, or knowingly permitting sex with an animal. Rich filed the legislation, in part, because she has seen academic evidence that there is a direct correlation between animal abuse and child abuse. The legislation passed one legislative committee.

Rich said the struggle for passage of the legislation centers on the taboo subject and graphic nature of the acts.

“I think people are just uncomfortable with the subject matter,” she said Wednesday. “It’s just unfortunate that there’s just not more ways to prosecute these atrocious acts, because there is so much evidence that they are an indicator of other sexual deviant crimes.”

Be careful!

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You may be able to sue for damages.

A woman has been awarded £5,000 compensation after her sexist boss constantly broke wind in her direction.

Humiliated Theresa Bailey, 43, who was the only woman on her sales team at direct marketing firm Selectabase.

The mother-of-three complained to senior management about the “laddish” behaviour of men in the office, including line manager David Nye, who regularly “lifted his right cheek” in her direction and broke wind and that this happened throughout her stint.

Mrs Bailey even had a beach ball thrown at her head when she complained about sexist banter - which had included colleagues leering at female passers-by and joking that women couldn’t park cars.

Don’t be surprised if you get arrested.

A deputy who responded to each call eventually met the man in the middle of Poppy Street for the last one.

“I asked the defendant if he had an emergency,” Deputy Michael Brake wrote in his report. He “replied he did not have an emergency but did have a question.”

Then the man pointed to the moon and asked, “Is that a half moon?” according to the report.

“I asked the defendant if he dialed 911 to ask the question,” Brake said. The man said he did.

This video should put those worries to rest.

At least try to do better than this guy.

Jenner A. Alvarenga, 29, denied he stole a dress from Brazilian Fashion at 137 Concord St., saying he bought it from someone on the street, police spokesman Lt. Paul Shastany said.

A witness called police around 1:45 a.m. and said he saw a man break the window at the dress shop and take something. The man then tried, but failed, to break a window to get into the Padaria Brasil Bakery, the lieutenant said.

“The officers arrived there and they found a disrobed mannequin,” Shastany said.

The witness gave police a description of a suspect, and a few minutes later the officers found Alvarenga walking on Howard Street carrying a blue dress, police said.

“When the man saw the officers approaching, he threw the dress on the ground,” said Shastany. “He said he just bought the dress from a guy for $10.”

Alvarenga could not identify the man or say where or when he had bought the dress. He then said he bought the dress for $5, police said.

Especially between rival families.

The victim of the attack was found by a neighbour, who alerted the police. He was initially taken to Sunderby hospital but was later transferred by helicopter to Norrland University Hospital in Umeå where his situation remained critical on Wednesday morning.

For twenty years a feud has divided the neighbouring families of the victim and his attacker.